wibbly-wobbly bloggy-woggy

1. a resident of the big friendly blue ball of a planet we call Earth

2. fluent in Canadian (moose maple syrup eh eh poutine)

3. pottermore-proclaimed Slytherin; morally opposed to both dungeons and emerald green

4. of or pertaining to a strong fondness of tea, cats, sunshine and rainy days, England, consulting detectives, the boy who lived, books, and a certain velvet-suit-wearing extraterrestrial time traveller

5. a proud Nerdfighter, Potterhead, Whovian, Sherlockian, occasional anime fangirl, blooming Trekkie and well-rounded geek